I'm lazy, to the brink of being in a vegetative state. Persistently annoyed by the materialistic, and narcissistic ways of the average joe with a pinch of lime. I'm perfectly content living in a hermit state, with solitude and a volley ball named Wilson. Needless to say, I'm addicted to traveling.

 

Whoever made this picked a pretty shitty car, does that = shitty individual?

Whoever made this picked a pretty shitty car, does that = shitty individual?

When my gf and I have too much to drink and get on the dance floor.

When my gf and I have too much to drink and get on the dance floor.

I knew Rihanna’s plastic surgery would pay off!

I knew Rihanna’s plastic surgery would pay off!